Monday, June 2, 2008

After man fall in love with woman

男人愛上女人後....
After man fall in love with woman


男人愛上女人後,他會做詩
He will write poem
女人愛上男人後,她會做夢
She will dreaming

女人對男人往往會朝思暮想
She will always think of him
男人對女人往往會朝秦暮楚
He will think of others lady

女人的看家本領是撒嬌﹔
Throwing tantrum is her secret weapon
男人的拿手好戲是撒謊
Telling lie is his secret weapon

女人的幸福在於:他真的愛我﹔
Her happiness is because he love her
男人的幸福在於:她值得我愛
His happiness is because she worth to love

女人應該有豐滿的胸脯﹔
Woman should have big boo
男人應該有豐滿的錢包
Man should have big and fat wallet

女人吻男人算是一種幸福﹔
Kissing man is woman happiness
男人吻女人算是一種口福
Kissing woman is man “mouth enjoyment”


聰明的女人會嫁給愛她的男人做老婆﹔
Smart woman will married to a man that love her
愚蠢的女人會嫁給她愛的男人做老婆
Stupid woman will married to a man that she love


做情人的時候,女人會讓男人心疼﹔
Man feel heart pain when they are lover
做妻子的時候,女人會讓男人頭疼
Man feel headache when they are married couple


為女人發誓的男人是可笑的
Swear(Fa Shi) to woman is a joke(ke xiao)
為女人發財的男人是可愛的
Get rich(Fa Chai) for woman is cute(ke ai)

男人要是提出離婚,往是他已經不喜歡她的妻子了
When a man want divorce, because he love his wife no more
女人要是提出離婚,往往是她丈夫已經不喜歡她了
When a woman want divorce, because her husband love her no more

女人堅持獨身,人們會認為她有毛病﹔
Woman stay single, people think that she got problem
男人堅持獨身,人們會認為他有事業心。
Man stay single, people think that he got ambition


而實際情況是: (In fact)
女人堅持獨身是因為找不到好對象,
She can’t find a good partner
男人堅持獨身是因為找不到對象
He can’t find a partner

女人習慣把賭注押在愛情上﹔
Woman will gamble on relationship
男人習慣把賭注押在婚姻上﹔
Man will gamble on Married

女人能夠忍受不幸的婚姻,不能忍受不幸的愛情﹔
Woman can tolerate on unhappiness married. But not relationship
男人能夠忍受不幸的愛情,不能忍受不幸的婚姻
Man is just opposite


女人總是希望她是他的最後一個女人
Woman always hope that he is her last MAN
男人總是希望他是她的第一個男人
Man always hope that he is her first MAN



Windows 7



Is no big deal at all. How about using a mouse to click on the picture to get rotate? Using scroll to Zoom in and out? They trying to take out the mouse... but think of it. How about try to reach your screen using your hand right now. Isn't it tiring when doing photo editing? Technology is meant to get thing done faster. Not wasting time on fancy picture and useless function.

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